Yesterday, at a Norwegian roadside cafe, i ordered fish and chips. I didn’t eat the fish and could have done without the chips, too.

Waiter: Did you enjoy the meal?
Me: No, the fish wasn’t good and – (interrupted by the waiter at this point)
Waiter: Well, this fish is special because it’s battered and deep fried.
Me: I’m English, I know what fish and chips is supposed to taste like.
Waiter: Please help yourself to some free dessert.